Jim Stockford note: first no offense but for people with babies you are not the only people in a store. There are other people too. You CHOSE to have a baby, this does not mean you have special privileges like being inconsiderate or assholes OR think you are a more valuable human cuz you had sex and produced offspring were all very proud of you so stop making people without babies feel less important or a waste we really don't...
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Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 8:35pm July 2
Thanks Jimbo, for appreciating my joke. Richie, I hate to break it to you but the sky only appears to be blue.

http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html

And, yes people with babies are not better than those without!
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 8:36pm July 2
Awesome!
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 8:40pm July 2
It's an explanation of WHY the sky is blue...not a refutation of that fact...Hold your enthusiasm, Jim!
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 8:45pm July 2
Read more closely buddy, it's an explanation of why the sky looks blue.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 8:47pm July 2
BABIES GOD DAMMIT!! BABIES!!
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 8:48pm July 2
Baby Boys wear Blue...except it only "Looks Blue"...you have to read more closely!
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 8:51pm July 2
We need Bighead in on this one. Biggie where are you?
Jason Atwater
Jason Atwater at 8:52pm July 2
Jim, I want to push you around in a stroller at the mall. You can be dressed as a baby, and we will act more important. It will be research.
Angela Furber-Thompson
Angela Furber-Thompson at 8:54pm July 2
There are people on my parents street that have a stroller for their bird as well as a cage/backpack for the other bird.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 8:56pm July 2
ATWATER.........I'LL DO IT!!
Ian George Light
Ian George Light at 8:56pm July 2
i jknow i try to stay outta the way when i'm a walking babies.
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 8:56pm July 2
I saw a documentary about a woman who breast feeds her kids and her kids are 7 9 and 12 years old respectively.

It made me thirsty.
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 8:57pm July 2
Now you're figuring it out Richie--except, of course, the part where you perpetuate gender stereotypes by insisting that baby boys can only wear certain colours. Of course, regardless of the colour of a babies outfit, it's parents should not be rude to Jim!
Angela Furber-Thompson
Angela Furber-Thompson at 8:58pm July 2
79?
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 8:59pm July 2
Why does Ralphie hate me so?
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 8:59pm July 2
I've been reading about China here....maybe they are on to something.
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 8:59pm July 2
Jim, Atwater, please, please let me watch.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:00pm July 2
Ivana.....we aren't fucking.........I mean we will but if you want to watch it's extra.....especially if I'm in a stroller.
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:03pm July 2
Shame on you Jimbo. Infanticide jokes--a new low. Richie??? Hate you??? I'm just trying to get your goat buddy. Your baby goat whose parents think they're more important than good ol' Jimbo.
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:03pm July 2
I know this will probably sound weird but...I'm in.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:04pm July 2
Ivana just made this best thread ever
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:05pm July 2
Atwater we apparently are going to get paid to fuck while in a stroller......Ivana is in the corner "watching".
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:06pm July 2
Angie, I have no problem with strollers for birds. Birdles has a stroller.
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:06pm July 2
the infanticide joke is a new low, Jim but it is funnier than Dane Cook. I saw a pregnant lady at the mall the other day smoking a cigarette...I didn't think that was the right thing to do...how 'bout you, Ralphie?
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:07pm July 2
How much to see you get one in the hoop Jimmy?
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:07pm July 2
Jim has a hoop the size of a Loonie!
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:08pm July 2
I don't know what this infanticide thing you idiots are on about but it sounds commie/hippie to me....coming from you two idiots I'm not surprised......commies/hippies.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:08pm July 2
The hoop is free......but no kissing on the lips and no cumming in my mouth.....at least not the first time.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:09pm July 2
Ralph, Ivana said hoop
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:09pm July 2
Well Richie, I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure infanticide jokes are in bad taste. And I also don't think that people should smoke in the mall. How rude!
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:10pm July 2
you think you're being a smart alec but she really was smoking inside the mall!
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:11pm July 2
Your crack about China!
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:12pm July 2
How much for a Cleveland Steamer, Jim?
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:13pm July 2
Ralph that was so 20 posts ago, times they are a changing my friend a new thread is upon us. Ivana wants to see me take it in the hoop for money!!
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:13pm July 2
I don't think fetuses should smoke Richard.
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:14pm July 2
Ralph, would you take one in the hooper for a million bucks?
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:14pm July 2
I'm going to punch Ralph Shaw.
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:15pm July 2
That depends, Ivana, on what "one" is.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:15pm July 2
"I'm going to punch Ralph Shaw"...........this was so great
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:15pm July 2
Rich is going to punch me in the hooper.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:16pm July 2
I saw a fetus smoking at an Indy movie last week.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:17pm July 2
OH and isn't a smoking mother also related to infanticide....so it's okay to make smoking fetuses jokes but no not China that's just in bad taste...................idiots
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:17pm July 2
I saw a fetus at a Dane Cook show...it was acting like it was better than everybody...it also explained to me how the sky isn't really blue...it's just that the human perceives it that way...then it recited the lyrics to All Along The Watchtower...Hendrix version.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:18pm July 2
I'm going to punch Ivana Ferreira
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:18pm July 2
No joke, I really don't think fetuses should smoke
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:18pm July 2
I'm going to punch Atwater right in the Hoop!
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:19pm July 2
Well we killed this thread with all the inside jokes. We're like Vince Russo. Only the smarts are getting this now. We had the people and then we lost them with all the hendrix and indy and Dane Cook jokes. I'm finished.....I'll never work in this thread again
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:20pm July 2
The sky is black. Dink.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:20pm July 2
Ivana I'll let you put it in my hoop with a strapon for a bag of delicious pistachios
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:20pm July 2
How about a zuchinni?
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:21pm July 2
Deal but it better be organic......I care about the earth
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:21pm July 2
A zuchinni? for a million?
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:22pm July 2
For the win Ralphie!!
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:22pm July 2
Actually there's no such things a "sky"...space is black...the idea of a "sky" is a human construct that harkens back to sentimental ideas of a "heaven"....You should of known that.
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:22pm July 2
or a bag of pistachios for a zuchinni?
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:22pm July 2
Ooo, strapon...now we're talking...what are you gonna punch me in the face for?
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:23pm July 2
I'm drunk.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:23pm July 2
Actually you need to punch me in the back of the head.....it's donkey punch time Ivana WOOOO!!!!
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:24pm July 2
Richard you've come full circle! you just refuted your own original comment! Nice job!
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:24pm July 2
Too easy for you Ralph? How about a elongated watermelon?
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:24pm July 2
Ralph is right......I will also cum in the proposed circle jerk by Ivana too but that will involve a bag of blanched almonds.
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:26pm July 2
My original comment was about cars...the sky thing was a successful attempt to goad you into an argument...Checkmate.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:26pm July 2
I like how Ralph is now referring to Rogers as "Richard". Congrats buddy you can't get more condescending than that.
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:27pm July 2
I wish I was drunk...or something.
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:27pm July 2
No he couldn't...particularly if he were right next to me.
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:28pm July 2
Is there a full moon tonight?
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:29pm July 2
GOD DAMMIT WE ARE 25 AWAY FROM 100 LET'S NOT BLOW THIS PEOPLE!!
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:29pm July 2
Posedown is long overdue, Ralphie!
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:30pm July 2
If there was a full moon I wouldn't be speaking to women as they are crazy when there is a full moon. Something to do with the tide.....Ralph can you back me up on the science of this thing.
Roberto Conn
Roberto Conn at 9:30pm July 2
fuck trophies
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:30pm July 2
Oh Richard, you remind me of Brad Pitt in True Romance.
Ivaza Zoo
Ivaza Zoo at 9:30pm July 2
So, Jimmy, about that stapon...you got one?
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:31pm July 2
you don't remind me of anybody.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:32pm July 2
I don't ......but I can get one.......all I need is one hours notice and a little faith
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:33pm July 2
Fuck Trophies made my day
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:33pm July 2
Sorry Jim, but you've only got wussy old folklore on your side for this full moon stuff.
Though the moon does definitely play a part in regulation menstration.
Roberto Conn
Roberto Conn at 9:33pm July 2
Vote conservative. white power.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:34pm July 2
Good enough for me Ralphie, I'll go with it. I now for your assistance present you with a fuck trophy
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:34pm July 2
Condensend me, man...I'll fucken kill you!
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:34pm July 2
Thanks Richard! I am indeed one of a kind!
Roberto Conn
Roberto Conn at 9:34pm July 2
I love lamp
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:35pm July 2
You're quite welcome, Ralphie.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:35pm July 2
I'm shutting this down at 100, let's make the last 8 special
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:35pm July 2
Also the tides.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:37pm July 2
Rogers you're right the sky is blue and so are babies. Ralph you are right the moon makes me menstruate. Ivana....fuck me with a strap-on but you can't cum in me. Atwater.....I missed you back in comment 20......Congratulations everyone on a job well done. You've all earned a special "fuck trophy" of my heart.
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:37pm July 2
Let's sum it up...people with kids are jerks, babies shouldn't smoke, empty space is black, people fuck in cars, Jim takes it in the hoop and Ivana pays for sex...from Jim. Is that everything?
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:37pm July 2
Are you fucking trophies, or winning trophies for fucking?
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:38pm July 2
You forgot the number 79....angie's input into all this
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:38pm July 2
Ralph.......depends if I'm menstruating.
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:39pm July 2
Also, Ralph is a condensending douchebag, don't forget.
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:39pm July 2
Congratulations everyone 100!!!
Rich Rogers
Rich Rogers at 9:40pm July 2
I don't remember saying douchebag but if the bag fits....also I am even more drunk than before...YEAH!
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:43pm July 2
I'll always remember you for making this thread something special. 'Looks around the room then turns off the lights and the credits roll'

And so ends the last episode of Cheers
Roberto Conn
Roberto Conn at 9:43pm July 2
Why was tha blondes belly button bruised?

Her boyfriend is blonde too
Karen Mackie-Dumont
Karen Mackie-Dumont at 9:44pm July 2
this is fantastic... thank you.
Ralph Shaw
Ralph Shaw at 9:46pm July 2
You're welcome, Karen.
Roberto Conn
Roberto Conn at 9:46pm July 2

We're basically at 200 might as well just go for tha gusto
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:47pm July 2
God dammit Rob don't get cocky
Roberto Conn
Roberto Conn at 9:49pm July 2
Cocky short and stocky, looked
Like apollo creed after
He faught with rocky
-mf doom
Jim Stockford
Jim Stockford at 9:50pm July 2
Let's give a shout out to the parents for being good sports.
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