Stauers Radio

Rob Lima

Just a heads up that I've given Lima author rights on this blog so he can post when he sees fit and what he sees fit.......this could make for some serious legal trouble for me but the comedy is worth it.

Miss Birdles the bird Clementine Mgee

Well after having a bird for 2 years I found out that it's really a girl.....I'm a bad father.

Not as bad as Bobby Brown though.....

Joaquin lived up to expectations

Well this guy has lost his mind. Either he is a genius and he's working everyone or he's a lunatic. Either or god bless him. It reminds me of this classic Crispin Glover/Letterman incident from 1987.

JOAQUIN PHOENIX ON LETTERMAN TONIGHT!!

This guy is on Letterman tonight and apparently has lost his mind on said show. I can't wait

STUMP DID IT!!!

10 year old Stump Wins Best In Show!!!

WOOOO!!! I LOVE STUMP

FIRST SULLY SULLENBERG NOW STUMP THE SPANIEL

THINGS ARE LOOKING UP PEOPLE!!

Ooops sorry that's not stump that's just some  awesome relaxed dog

Here's Stump

STUMP!!

Added new song

Re-recorded an old Stauers classic. Good ole Mr.Belvedere.

It's in the Other Songs page on the left over there.....yep that one.....nope little lower........yep that page

The Grammys

Seriously who enjoys this show? The Jonas Bros and Stevie Wonder? Seriously? And Coldplay enough already you aren't Radiohead.

I've learned that the uglier you are the better art you produce cuz let's face it attractive people have it easy and ugly people have it tough. Bob Dylan.....ugly......Chris Martin.....handsome......tom waits.....ugly......hanson......handsome......thom yorke......ugly......Dane Cook....handsome.....Stevie Wonder ugly.....rhea perlman......handsome.

I rest my case

Ugly Make Good Art is my new slogan so from now on if I see someone on t.v that is attractive I will immediatley generalize them as a no talent hack and if I see someone ugly I will assume they have genius. Now there are always a couple exceptions.....namely Michael Macdonald.....who's handsome, ugly, a genius and a hack............he's an enigma.

TELEPORTATION!!

HOLY SHIT TELEPORTATION!!

Oh and Coldplay needs to stop wearing those ridiculous jackets.......I've seen better jackets on hobos.

Couple Things

First TV on the Radio is a good band......

Secondly...........

Who the fuck is the genius behind the new westgaze plaza design? Did somoene wake up from a long coma circa 1985 and decide this was a good idea? Did this person go and see Young Einstein then after the movie went into a long deep coma.....get out of it then get hired to be the new designer of Westgate plaza? If this scenario is true then is this the same guy that  Mayor Doug Craig hired to design to new city hall too? "Hey I have an idea let's build a new city hall and we'll get the einstein artless asshole that designed the new westgate layout to design city hall?"-Doug Craig.

Jesus Christ The Art of Noise is now in charge of all god damned city planning now. What's next we gonna get Lionel Richie to be in charge of parks and recreation? EH? How about Cambridge hire Thomas Dolby to be in charge of the board of education then we can actually start blinding people with science.

Eh?

Song

Going to upload a song tonight or tomorrow, a cover version of fuck her gently........on piano.

Stay tuned.